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Chuck Norris Facts

Tole me ja pa pošteno nasmejalo :) Chuckove serije mi niti pod razno niso všeč, samo nekaj teh for je pa odličnih. Recimo:

  • When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
  • Chuck Norris doesn’t read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
  • When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.
  • Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
  • There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
  • Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
  • Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
  • If at first you don’t succeed, you’re not Chuck Norris.
  • Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Chuck Norris.

Take in še cel kup drugih najdete na www.chucknorrisfacts.com.



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